Here are some old favorites from my previous blog.

After I Drive Over To Your House I Will Knock You Out With A Lamp Stand

What My English Teachers Gave Me

What I Did On My Summer Vacation, 2067

Stop Reading About Brian May And Go Get Your Waffle

They're Only Smoked Ribs If I Can Hang Them On My Wall

Dad, When Did You Know You Were A Smart Ass?

I Watched TV My Whole Life and I Turned Out TV