Tell Me Of This Thing You Humans Call 'Fun'.
Daytona Beach is not logical.
Here’s
a little tip about writing blog posts. Aside from the entire endeavor remaining
an enormous waste of time that has no real benefits other than a little bit of
writing practice, it helps to have an interesting take when you create one.
Once you have your take, you have to judge whether or not the three or four
people that might read it would care. Everyone has their own tastes, but no one
really cares when the viewpoint is from that of a whiny little bitch. Struggles
with mental illness, shyness, social anxiety…those are all worth detailing as
long as it comes from a place of truth and not merely complaining.
I’ve
been trying to attack this subject for years and I have never been able to
successfully crack it. Every time I give
it a go, it sounds whiny. Now, I think I’ve found my angle. I’m not judging it; I’m simply admitting I am
confused by the entire concept of fun.
Yes,
fun. That fun. The fun we all crave in our lives and most of
us have far too little of. The thing
kids can do at almost any time, but adults have to take steps to carve out time
for.
I’ve
been attempting to solve this riddle for about ten years now. When my sons hit high school, I realized that
daily parenting had loosened up a bit, and in a few short years, my kids were
able to take care of their own business.
That left my wife and me with this thing called time to ourselves. We still worked a lot and the kids weren’t
all the way gone, but the time popped up every week. It was now time to think about fun.
I
can only speak for myself. I suck at
fun. I don’t know what I lacked as a child, but I wasn’t fun at all. I went along with fun sometimes, but mostly I
liked conversation and that’s about it.
I liked my free trips to Disney in Orlando, and I liked going to the
park with my kids. There. There you go.
No parties or blowouts or raves. No
lost weekends or spring break bashes. No
trips round the world. No fucked-up
Friday nights and Saturday hangovers. No
skiing, boating, mountain climbing, hang-gliding, bungee jumping, softball,
volleyball, or roller derby.
This
is not me complaining. This is me being
truthful. I sincerely didn’t give a shit
at all. I never felt the ‘fear of
missing out’ that much, either.
Here’s
an example. My mother secured a beach
condo for a few days in the summer at New Smyrna Beach in Florida. She invited Amy,
me and the kids, and my brother and his girlfriend for a few days of sun, surf,
sand, and a big pool. All I could
remember is wanting to go back inside after an hour or so of bullshit beach
stuff. I wanted the air conditioning,
shade, and a cool drink. We talked about
those trips recently and I said to my mother “Why can’t it just be that? Why bother with all the hot sun and sand in
your crotch? Why not just hang out in
the AC and chill?”
I
imagine the same scenario with skiing here in Oregon. I’d rather just curl up by the fire and read
or something. Maybe listen to music and
watch the snow fall.
I
figured out why Amy and I don’t have fun. It’s a combination of time and
money. We’re still chasing after
weekends off for both of us and having money at the same time is a rarity. Now, those are actual reasons. But truthfully, with those variables going
our way, we still wouldn’t know what to do. We managed a trip last year to the
San Francisco area and we basically slept in our Airbnb room and just went out
to eat. No Alcatraz, no Golden Gate
Bridge. We are so unaccustomed to fun
that we don’t know what to do with it if fell in our laps. We also didn’t
really care. We had time together and
caught up on sleep. Fun? Didn’t really
even think about it.
There
is a pressure to have fun. It’s in the
culture, it’s in advertising, it’s all over social media. I feel it and I do take it pretty hard. I’m no spring chicken and I don’t have a lot
of fun stories to share. I also realize
I’m taking cues from others on how to live my life and that always means
trouble. So, even at this age, I still
don’t know what to do.
When
I’m in my element, I seem fun and I have fun. I’m funny, I can relay a story
and I like listening to others do the same.
That’s about it. Most other fun
makes me uncomfortable. Mindless
partying seems like it’s under the purview of the stupid. Sorry. The run-of-the-mill having a drink with
friends is nice, but I don’t drink and that’s a stickler for a lot of these
situations. If I wanted to go out and
feel self-conscious about my choices in life…I wouldn’t. I’d just stay the fuck home. That leaves activities, which do pique my
interest. A little more money and time and I think I can convince Amy to do a
little hiking and camping, or a least a little glamping.
My
confusion begins and ends in my brain.
This is something that I should have figured out thirty years ago, but it
still feels foreign. A combination of
social anxiety, shyness, lack of experience…take your pick. Once you hit your forties you should
understand who you really are and what you really aren’t. And I guess…I do not have a natural
inclination to be fun.
And
I’m not sure that I care.