Life Isn't An Adventure
P.S. That's a miniature stone behind him.
You’ve seen these posts on Facebook or
Instagram. Or whatever the new platform
may be. A slew of pics and a story about someone’s’ vacation or wedding or a
big party where everyone had a great time.
It fills you with joy or sickens you because you missed it. It’s the inescapable charm and curse of
social media.
I can’t complain about that stuff. Most of the time, I love seeing all of
it. My issue is (It took me a while to
consolidate my thoughts on this) the inevitable post that describes life as one
big adventure. They are off to their
next adventure, series of adventures, or that life, itself, is one big
adventure.
Come
on, man. Life isn’t an adventure. Raiders of the Lost Ark is an
adventure. And, it’s a good
example. Indiana Jones has a very weird
side job where he searches for and steals artifacts for his university. That’s the adventurous part, for sure, and
more adventure than we’d ever experience.
However, his full-time career is a professor of archeology at a stuffy
New England school. Not an adventure.
Just driving to and from work, grading papers, wondering when there will
be a cure for polio. (It was the
thirties.)
Why
do we do this to ourselves? Why do we
put this pressure on our lives, as if it doesn’t have enough pressure as it
is? We have to work and take care of our
families, be there for friends, try to be healthy and a good citizen, fix our
cars, clean our toilets, clip our toenails, walk our dogs, eat our vegetables,
and not lose our shit when the world feels likes like its upside down and on
fire. On top of all that, now we have to
make it an adventure, too? Screw that.
By
all means, have adventures if that’s your thing. I bet it’s fun. Adventures take time and money and those are
both things I want one day. But I have
to clarify that I’m not saving up for adventures. I know the stats show that most people prefer
experiences to material possessions. I do, too.
But there aren’t really any specifics on what those experiences should
be. I’m interested in peace. Just peace.
Quiet is fine from time to time, but I want peace in my life. Conversation, one-on-one time, games, movies,
long walks…I can’t wait to be as free from demands and responsibilities as any
adult can possibly get. Nowhere in there
is a craving for adventure, and certainly, I would never want my life to be an
adventure.
I
understand it’s just a frame of mind.
You can look at your life through any prism you choose. There’s just so much mundanity in our lives
that I think it’s a tall order to try to act like you’re on a constant
adventure. Life just isn’t that exciting. It’s not. You know it and I know it. Why do we take photos when we’re on
vacation? Because its special. It’s rare. You don’t take selfies in front of the paper
towels at the grocery store or in your garage when you’re looking for that
hammer you always lose. Why? Because that boring shit fills all of our
days. It’s the fun we want to remember,
right? At most, we want as many tiny
adventures as we can grab spread throughout our boring-ass lives.
It
doesn’t have to be exciting to be precious.
It doesn’t have to be a thrill to be sacred. It doesn’t always have to fit neatly in a
movie script and not every moment is worth a photo and a description.
Is
it that you think life is an adventure, or do you want me to believe
that YOUR life is an adventure?