I Love Time Travel - Part 17 - ...And Here's How It Started
I
genuinely have no idea how I became obsessed with time travel stories. I usually know these things. It could have
been some Saturday morning cartoons. Maybe Spider-Man traveled to the Old
West. Probably not. I did not start really reading fiction until
I was in middle school so I didn’t get hooked from a book. But there was life
before Back to the Future and 1985. This is back in the days when the DeLorean
was the clunky car that brought down a company and before it could shoot itself
back in time. I had a handful of time
travel influences floating around the TV rerun landscape of the early
1980’s. There were also a couple of
movies that piqued my interest in the genre in different ways.
First,
I would like to detail the first story I ever wrote. We had a project in my seventh grade gifted English
class, and we had to write a fantastical story.
I was twelve (1983-1984-ish). I
may have read six books by then on my own.
I just knew that my little story was going to be about time travel. I created a scientist that accidentally fell
through his time-portal thingy and ended up at Custer’s Last Stand. He was at the fort and tried to warn Custer
and the infantry before they took off, and he failed. Then the professor went home. The end.
Three whole pages. Did I mention
I never wrote anything before?
Eagle-eyed
readers (and there are none) will notice that what I wrote was a rudimentary Twilight Zone episode. I am not even sure if I saw many episodes with
time travel as a focus, but it was one of my dad’s favorite shows so I saw
dozens of them before I hit puberty. It
had some essential ingredients; science fiction, a lesson learned too late and,
well that’s about it. Later I realized
that The Twilight Zone taught me more
about premise and setting than it did about story. The hook, and where all the action takes
place is just neat and clean creativity.
Story is a lot messier.
Time Bandits came
out in 1981 and was shown on HBO 10,000 times, which was the style at the
time. To say I was heavily influenced by
the movie would be a lie. To say that I
understood what was happening is a lie.
To say I could follow half of the dialogue because of the British
accents is a lie. But, it was a time
travel movie. It was also fun. It was ridiculous (it is, actually, an
unofficial Monty Python movie) and there was no heavy-handed drama. It was the story of a boy jumping through
time with a gang of little people who stole things as they went along. I loved that the focus was the confused
boy. I remember feeling jealous of the
character, because he was also a nerd who thought about history. Most of the
humor and absurdity was over my head.
Comedy at the time for me was Bugs Bunny. I think Terry Gilliam is best served for
people who have at least finished high school.
But having adventures in different time periods was enough.
Another
film that ran ad nauseum during cable’s infancy was 1979’s Time After Time, with Malcolm McDowell. Now this movie, which is undoubtedly more
subtle and drier than Time Bandits,
was very influential. McDowell is HG
Wells. Now this is the guy who should be
the first time traveler, right? Author
of The Time Machine (1895)! In
the movie Wells actually made the machine.
The man police suspect to be Jack the Ripper discovers the machine’s use
and travels forth in time to 1979.
(November 5. Sound
familiar?) Our hero Wells can follow him
to the future in the machine after it returns.
He zips in the machine, which just vibrates or flashes light and he
appears in the machine as it sits in a museum in San Francisco. I thought that was so cool.
This
was a fish out of water movie. Wells is
amazed and confused by everything around him, but he studied it like a
scientist. I still remember him pawning
his glasses, which were now antiques, for money to eat. He eats at McDonald’s and is so overwhelmed
by the experience he asked for the same order, in the same voice, as the guy
ahead in line. “Big Mac, small
fry.” I just remember putting myself in
his shoes. What is more alarming: the cars
and traffic, airplanes, the amount of people?
Who would believe you if you told the truth? You have no ID, family or friends. You have no home. Unlike Time
Bandits, this experience occurs in the real world, so the problems of
existing in a time that is not your own were center-stage. Wells chases Jack the Ripper through the film
and eventually is able to return home, along with Mary Steenburgen. (Not her last time travel experience in
film.)
I
remember daydreaming about storylines and situations for time travel. I imagined it was me, having gone back to the
kids on Little House on the Prairie or to a black and white WWII movie and
trying to explain the future. How would
you do it? Would it even be a good
idea? What if you only had five minutes
to do it? There is just something inherently interesting about the notion of
being unstuck in time. There is a
pioneering feel to it; like it is a frontier that has not been explored. It is difficult to express how my mind was
blown in 1985 when I saw Back to the
Future. It was one of those things
that seemed like it was made just for me.
The time travel seeds were sown years before, and I also didn’t know
that in 2014 I would be compelled to write about it week after week. But hell, it’s still fun.